The IRS Suicide Bomber, and In Which I Coin a New Internet Meme

The story of Joseph Stack is a tragedy, of an extremely confused and disturbed man who sought to terrorize innocent civilians and employees of the government in the interests of his own sick, twisted agenda.  It’s also, paradoxically, a tale of incredible fortune and serendipity.

Unfortunately, it also seems to be an opportunity for partisans on [...]

Jackson Heights: Up in Flames

I could see the smoke from miles away on the Whitestone Expressway, a thick acrid black shroud of destruction tearing its way through a commercial strip in my hometown Jackson Heights.  In the aftermath, it would turn out to be a  four-alarm fire of questionable (or at least “unknown”) cause and all storefronts on the [...]

They’re Coming To Take You Away, Ha Ha

The Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution clearly states:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to [...]

Congratulations, America, These Are the Men Who Will Determine if You Live or Die

With so-called comprehensive healthcare reform all but passed in the United States Senate, it seems certain that our nation will soon nationalize a major segment of our economy and place it under strict, socialist government control.  I will spare you for now a thorough discussion on the merits and demerits of such a system, aside [...]

2012: A Discussion in Both Cinematic and Real-World Varieties

Seven Things I Learned While Watching 2012

1. It’s no Independence Day.

I am a huge fan of one of Roland Emmerich’s previous works, Independence Day. ID4 was a nearly perfect reincarnation of the spectacular book and movie War of the Worlds, told for a modern-day audience. 2012 lacks every element that made ID4 so [...]

Vote or Die. Or Don’t. You’ll Probably Live and Not Much Will Change Either Way.

Fresh off the humiliating election of woefully over-matched President Barack Hussein Obama — accompanied by nearly filibuster-proof majorities for the Democrats in both houses of Congress — this year’s Election Day turns our focus to more local, personal roots, as several notable contests are underway in both the Empire and Garden states.  These campaigns, though, [...]

I Can Haz Educashun?

Without question, the Internet has proven itself to be a magical fountain of bottomless knowledge and human know-how.  I don’t think it’s an underestimate to say that more learning has been facilitated via the limitless collaboration and exchange provided by the global medium in the past decade than perhaps in any other period in human [...]

The MTA and Indicators of Urban Decay

New York City’s massive commuter rail and subway systems and related infrastructure, filled with hundreds of miles of tunnels and thousands of cars, switches, and other electrical equipment, have often proven to be excellent barometers of the City’s economic fortunes throughout its checkered history. During the dark years of New York City — those times [...]

Cyber-Stalking: The New Reality

We live in a world unlike any other witnessed before by human civilization.  Unparallelled prosperity (current recessions notwithstanding) and access to information have left us with the entire world at our figurative fingertips.  No piece of knowledge is beyond a Google or Bing click away, and news from the farthest corners of the planet feel [...]

The Apocalyptic Pieces Begin to Fall Into Place (or, Barack Obama is the AntiChrist)

It only took a mere $10 billion in costs and nearly a year of unplanned delays before the newsmedia and certain elements of the scientific community began to question the value and process behind Europe’s Large Hadron Collider — the vast underground, super-cooled electromagnetic tunnels underneath France and Switzerland that will allegedly allow for high-speed [...]

Riese Restaurants FAIL

Many New Yorkers woke up this past Monday morning to a mixture of shock and amazement, as a number of local Dunkin’ Donuts franchises operated by the Riese Restaurants corporation were replaced overnight by Tim Horton’s, the similarly themed chain famous up north in the frozen Canadian tundra.  The “beef” between Riese and Dunkin’ owner [...]

Miscellaneous Musings on Iran, the Role of the President, and US Foreign Policy

Browsing through the usual chatter on Twitter this AM, I was struck by random speculation and questions everyone has related to what is currently happening in Iran, and how/if the United States should respond.

Let’s start with the Middle Eastern nation itself: while I have not yet seen Jimmy Carter personally step forward and endorse the [...]

Thinking Terrible Thoughts About the Realities of the World and Terrorism: Palau Edition

I usually read Hope n’ Change mostly to chuckle at its pithy, on-point cartoon critiques of the follies plaguing the current presidential administration. Today’s content, though, chills my bones and makes me ponder terrible thoughts.

And though the media keeps saying that the (ahem) former terrorists will be in Palau’s “custody,” the men will [...]

Winnie the Pooh and the Case of the Swine Flu

Stolen shamelessly from The Big Picture.

God Is With His Angels, All Is Right With the World

Does it chill anyone else out there to the very bone that NASA has started a program it tongue-in-cheekly refers to as “Singularity University?”

In a spare one-room office at Nasa’s Silicon Valley campus, a small band of futurists is plotting to save the world. The means are not a revolutionary technology or a [...]

Fun With Celebrities

Three interesting little tidbits from the world of celebrities and gossip that I’m too lazy to post individually:

Gwyneth Paltrow has underway a campaign to fill the earth with smelly, greasy-haired pregnant women.  Apparently, according to an article in the rail-thin Madonna BFF’s online magazine allegedly authored by the celebrity herself, the magical elixir known as [...]

What Is Going On???

The semi-famous utterance above originated with Joe Schmo himself, Matt Kennedy Gould, as he looked around and found himself the only hint of reality ensnared within an otherwise completely fabricated world.  Looking around at today’s incredibly whacked-out political scene, I can’t help but ask the same question.  Did the rest of the world take stupid [...]

Mocking Douchebags in an Inalienable Right, the Constitution Says So!

Congrats to the owner and operator of the Web site Hot Chicks With Douchebags, who successfully had a defamation lawsuit filed again his book and site dismissed on the grounds that the uber-hott plaintiffs were suffering from an incurable case of douchescroatitis.
A New Jersey judge has dismissed a defamation lawsuit filed by three women whose [...]

What an Offseason, Mets Fans!

It’s been quite the interesting winter for the New York Metropolitan Baseball Club. It started rather promisingly, with the acquisitions of Francisco Rodriguez and JJ Putz to sure up a much-maligned bullpen. But since then, things have taken a turn for the…odd. Let’s recap, shall we?

- Former relief pitcher Ambioiz Burgos — [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your President

So, as you likely know, our current president, Barack Hussein Obama, is the author of several best-selling, semi-autobiographical books. As part of the process that goes into the production of every book these days, Obama also narrated the entire text of both tomes for release as audiobooks and downloadable mp3 files.

The problem? Apparently, [...]

Hippo Eats Dwarf!

The amazing thing about the Internet is…I believe it.

H/t to Street Carnage.

Got the Back to Work Blues?

No doubt most of us — especially those off from work for 16 days and counting — are lamenting and fearing the impending return to the office that January 5th marks. I know, personally, I managed to accomplish diddly squat of my goals for the time off, and am still as stressed and as [...]

Change (In the House of Lords)

The strict constructionist/classical liberal libertarian in me has always been intrigued by the movement to repeal the 17th Amendment, the alteration to the United States Constitution that mandates popular election for each state representative to the Senate.

Previously, Senators were designated by the individual state governors — providing a real contrast to the populist House [...]

For My Next Vacation, I’d Like a Quadruple Bypass Please

Watch CBS Videos Online

Might be the only game in town to rival In-N-Out and Fatburger.

I Can Has Bailout?

So, instead of posting to this blog, I have been working furiously on researching my final paper for a management class on the current subprime lending crisis. Rather than look at it from the perspective of who’s to blame — the lenders or the homeowners — I chose to tackle a different perspective: that [...]