In an Absolut World, All Things Resemble the VaJayJay

Absolut Vodka has positively taken over NY’s Grand Central Terminal lately with countless advertisements touting the brand’s new campaign, “In an Absolut World…”

Look, I know I occasionally have a filthy mind, but surely I can’t be the only one that sees a not-so-subtle vaginal/clitoral theme to these images right?  I mean, what else can that be?

Either someone’s subconscious got the better of them at Absolut’s advertising agency, or this was a deliberate campaign choice.  So, that then begs the question…what is the logic or rationale behind the Freudian psychology?  Does that kind of stuff still work in a day and age where the general public has become positively desensitized to sexual imagery?  Nowadays, I don’t look at that and think, “gosh, if I just drank more vodka I might get laid.”  Instead, I think, “wow, that’s really blatant and immature.”

What’s next, a choo-choo train wailing and chugging through a deep, dark tunnel?  For a business so renowned for its creative that whole Web sites have sprung up in tribute, this just screams weak.